Assassinate Morning Breath
Morning Breath Assassin™
Why Settle for Less?
Brushing might get rid of some of the surface nasties, but it doesn’t tackle the stinky problem deep down in your mouth. And let’s face it: no one’s going to get cozy with you when your breath is sending up red flags.
With Morning Breath Assassin, you’re not just masking odors—you’re neutralizing them. Plus, you won’t have to suffer through that awkward post-toothpaste coffee taste.
The Bottom Line
For around a buck a day, you can ditch the chemicals, dodge the toxins, and start your day with breath that’s as fresh as your attitude. So, skip the garbage conventional mouthwashes and join the revolution—because if your breath isn’t fresh, neither is your love life.
Morning Breath Assassin: Kill the funk, not your vibe. Use it before you brush, and get ready to greet the day—and potential morning rendezvous—with a smile that says, “Good morning, sunshine!”
"I bought this for my boyfriend. He is now allowed back in the bedroom in the morning."
"I never realized that I was just covering up my garbage breath with alcohol, sugar, and minty flavorings until I tried Morning Breath Assassin. This stuff actually works and lasts for hours."
"I love that this is natural, but I really care that it only takes a tiny sip and BOOM, the funk is gone!"
Our Story
No more cheap, flimsy cover-ups.
We are a small, dedicated team of herbalists, chemists, and personal care industry veterans who hate morning breath at least as much as your lover does.
Our flagship product, Morning Breath Assassin™, was developed after a decade of trial and error, real-world use, and consulting with dentists and dental hygienists.
This stuff works and does more heavy lifting than we can even talk about here...so the breath thing? Definitely not a problem.
All our products are made in the USA
Delivery & Returns
We have partnered with USPS for shipping/delivery. We trust them with your orders but are always on your side if something goes wrong.
Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you don't love it, return it within 10 days of purchase and we will be happy to assist you with eligible returns, the return instructions, and the shipping address.
If you need a return or exchange, send us an email so we can discuss a replacement at chris@goodmorningsunshine.life.